I've Got This

Okay, so I have to have a stereotactic biopsy.  What in the world is that?  And where do I go for that?  And I have to bring my films with me?  Do I just pick up a CD?  How does this all work? The first thing I had to do was GET ORGANIZED.  I urge anyone who is every given this kind of news to go to Staples or Office Depot or wherever, and buy a large three ring binder.  And some paper, a whole bunch of dividers with tabby things, and clear plastic protector sleeves.   If you are organized, you know where you are going, why you're going there, what you will need for your visit, and more importantly, WHAT COMES NEXT. I was instructed by a friend who had a similar experience to write down the name of every person you talk to, their phone number (in case you are transferred), what you discussed, and what you (or they) need to do next.  The phone conversations are numerous and detailed, and you need to know at the end of the day exactly who i...

In September of 2013, I called to make an appointment with my gynecologist for the dreaded yearly exam.  I have the most fabulous gynecologist.  No, I won't give you her name, because it's already ridiculously hard enough to make an appointment with her, and I don't need any more patient competition.  I was on hold for what seemed like FOREVER, and I was able to finally make an appointment for JANUARY 10 of the following year.  Really?  (And yes, she's that awesome that I'm willing to get in line months and months in advance just to see her.) While I was on hold, the same recording played over and over.  The recorded lady's silky smooth voice offers a variety of other add-on services:  digital mammography, laser hair removal, botox and fillers.  She sounds more Saks Fifth Avenue than OBGYN Specialists, and she just makes everything sounds so damn appealing. I decided to tack on a mammogram to my visit.  I know I'm only 39, and I haven't r...